I thought it said "Memoirs of a Nerd," not "Memoirs of a Drag Queen"

I see I may have confused you all a little with my first post; rest assured, I am not "confused" about my sexuality, and I don't wear dresses (well, on weekends I am Alexia, but thats a different story...). I merely wanted to open with a BANG, and I see I have done just that.

You all should be forewarned, however, that my mind does tend to express itself in a format similar to my previous outburst. Just sit back, let your inhibitions float away, and enjoy the ride (Oh, what a ride it will be.).

P.S. As long as you are all coming along, I'll expect you to chip in for gas, I'm not a fucking bus for christ's sake.