God, Make me pretty

Oh crap, did I say that out loud???? Umm...so...how much money would it take for you to forget that I said that?
What?
How did you get pictures of me in that dress? You must have doctored them!
Excuse me?
No, I did NOT try and sell my body to you for a 1 liter bottle of coca-cola!
A tape? You...tape recorded me?
Well, I...bye...